if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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