shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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