he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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