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So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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