weddingsv make me drug and hornr
okay pat passed out under dana's car
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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