If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Randomize
