That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
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Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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