At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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