i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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