i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I AM VODKA MAN
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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