New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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