They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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