Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Randomize
