I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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