But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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