Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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