HIV tests are more positive than that guy
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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