Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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