I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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