Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Randomize
