yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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