Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
