I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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