i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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