i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I have post one night stand depression
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