He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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