she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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