Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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