he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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