I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
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