before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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