I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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