I want to walk on stilts...naked
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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