After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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