Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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