I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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