I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
