You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
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I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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