I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
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Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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