The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Randomize