So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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