I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
if only i could text you this smell
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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