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• (562): View more from California

  trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."

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  lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.

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• (213): View more from California

  Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.

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• (607): View more from New York

  We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.

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• (562): View more from California

  So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"

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  As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.

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  and SLEEP god I love sleep

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.

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