Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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