Im at strip club and am horny
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed