awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
my being single is dangerous.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno