i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I will be naked everywhere
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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