I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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