No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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