tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
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Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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