I like to think it a success when the cops are called
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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