her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I want a musical about memes.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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