Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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