At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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