But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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