Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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