I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We left the knife in your bed.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
i out mim tonsoeep
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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