If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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