Dual....:-)
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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